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Sort of like Caligula's Rome crossed with MTV's Spring Break but with less attractive people. More disgusting acts are committed per square foot during the Preakness than just about anywhere else in the country. About the only thing you cannot do is fight. Also, look out for beer grenades! Two must-haves when attending the Preakness infield: sunscreen and penicillin.If this sounds like a good time to you.....I'll see you in Baltimore on Saturday. I'll be the one in the grandstands pointing and laughing at you/with you!
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